Funny stuff I'd like to share.
Music: "1 Stp Klosr" from Linkin Park's Reanimation playing in my head for some reason
I was just going through some old stuff in my room that I've saved and printed off the internet. I'm such a packrat... I probably won't have all night to put everything up, so consider this to be part one.
Top 10 evil sins of Ganondorf that no one knows about, from http://www.northcastle.co.uk
10. He juggled puppies in the streets of France
9. Stole Ruto's Furby.
Ganon's reply: Heh heh, she cried when I flushed it down the toilet.
8. Ran over Impa at a four-way stop in his new Pokemon Beetle.
7. He listens to the Spice Girls, nuff said.
Ganon: I like Baby Spice.
6. Forced Link to play the Zelda games from the Philips CDi.
Ganon: Link should be released from the crazy house anytime, well, as soon as soon as he gains his sanity back.
5. Enslaved 1,000 monkeys to type on 1,000 typewriters.
4. Shaved Zelda's cat.
Ganon: I renamed it Mr. Bigglesworth.
3. He never washes his hands after using the urinal.
2. Toilet Papered the Great Deku Tree during Halloween and to top it all off, the number one reason why Ganon is such an S.O.B.........
1. He canceled the old cartoon series because he complained that he was losing too much!
Ganon: AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN TOO!!!!! BWHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA *breath* HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAH HA HA HA HA HAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAH A HAH tee hee, I'm such an evil bastard.
50+ Ways to Get Kicked Out of a Movie Theater 51-52 were something I decided to add. I forget where I first found this list, but I love it. XD
1. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!!!"
2. Go, "Ooooooh," whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast forward it?!?"
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man who's selling the popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when it's your turn to get the popcorn, yell, "I'm Batman! Hahahaha!" and run away.
10. Say that they cannot sit next to you because your invisible friend already is.
11. Dress for every movie as if it were The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
12. Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.
13. Wear 3-D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.
14. Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film, do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
15. Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.
16. Sit in the front row the minute the movie starts, then run out screaming.
17. Everytime a character's name is mentioned, do the Richmeister. (For a guy named Nick, say the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nikarino...)
18. Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.
19. Try to start a wave.
20. Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.
21. Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.
22. Every time someone curses, cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"
23. Sing with the theme music.
24. Bring and use your own air freshener.
25. At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies. "I'll have two tickets to see The Goonies!"
26. Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scrapped off.
27. Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.
28. Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.
29. Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn the light off, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"
30. Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.
31. Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.
32. Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.
33. When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhhh! Whiplash!"
34. Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.
35. Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"
36. Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.
37. Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.
38. Get up frequently and leave the room while singing, "Let's all go to the lobby to get ourselves a treat."
39. Every time there is a gun shot, scream, "HIT THE FLOOR!!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.
40. Wear one of those Cat in the Hat top hats.
41. Get 3 people together and act like you are Crow, Tom Servo, and Mike from Science Mystery Theater 3000.
42. Before the movie starts, stand up, and imitate the Truth commercial, saying, "The makers of this film couldn't find any way to make their characters rebellious, rockin', or cool so instead: they'll just smoke."
43. When someone walks by you in the aisle, scream, "Ahhhh! Bad touch!"
44. Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.
45. Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.
46. During a love scene, stand up and run to the screen shouting, "Hooters!"
47. Before the movie begins, tape fart cushions to various chairs in the theater room.
48. Bring a portable air popper, and pop your own popcorn.
49. Bring a water gun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking.
50. Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting, "Programs! Get your programs!"
51. Laugh like Pee Wee Herman whenever something funny is said or done during the film.
52. Bring a walking stick and dress up in old, raggy robes. Stand in front of one of the theater entrances. Whenever someone tries to get in, yell at the top of your lungs, "YOU...SHALL NOT...PASS!!!" and hold out your walking stick in front of you.